timmyintransit

timmyintransit

On FourLoko being banned in Baltimore at 5pm Thursday

me:
i'm going to have a vodka redbull AND an irish coffee in protest
Jake:
HERE HERE
long live the solidarity of the depressant-stimultariat
me:
and down with the beergeoisie and winetelligentsia
alcohol industrial complex
Jake:
alcoholics of the world unite! we have nothing to lose but our brains
me:
and livers