Ian F.:

When I moved to Baltimore 5 years ago I was excited to be going to a city with such a rich baseball tradition. I was sorely disappointed when I arrived and realized that baseball had no place in this city. No, there was only room for one team and it was the God-awful fucking Ravens. You’ve never seen so many fucking retards wearing purple in your life. Not only that but it would seem that once you become a Ravens fan you are required to start speaking like the Macho Man Randy Savage, “Oooh yeah, the Ravens, they’re coming to git ya, ooh yeahhh, John Harbaugh, MIss Elizabeiiiith, ooh yeah”.